One opening for a live-in apprentice EL MC (master of ceremonies) for sexual sacrificial dark rituals.
Ideal Person should:
be young (but over 18),
be female or passable shemale,
be pretty or sexy,
be oversexed, always hungry for it,
be a good driver,
be in possession of a clean driver's license,
be free and clear of all relationships or ties to all other humans,
be drug and disease free,
be free of social media, texting, and internet addictions
(because you'll be bent over 5-10 times a day, sometimes for hours, too busy to be a mainstream-controlled zombie or to maintain online accounts),
be able to follow directions,
be intelligent and prone to observation,
be prone to trimming down there,
be clean and have good hygiene,
be able to contribute to the house (bills) fund by bringing in, or being willing to earn, your own money
(I can help you make side money via alt & adult themed artistic means),
be able to focus on fucking for long periods of time,
be able to adjust to changing sleep schedules & share whatever size bed we end up in,
be curious about real occult practices to meld realms, enabling you to present yourself to Satan as a human sexual sacrifice where he is now,
love (or want to fully immerse in) constant and continual anal intercourse in ceremonious subjection to Lucifer,
have sophisticated musical tastes for real music done by real musicians that respected Lucifer's craft enough to hone skillful talent
(making most of the current mainstream spiritless fluff almost unbearable to you),
be aware that your spirit & mind can become contaminated by what you allow into it and therefore be willing to submit to suggestions of what not to watch or listen to
(that you be a pure, set-apart, special, unique specimen for your Master, a rare delicacy unlike other asses, undefiled by the common distractions of the impressionable masses),
be willing to adapt to new surroundings and to be as strong & productive as the others in the house,
have a strong work ethic
(because serving Satan with your ass is harder work than you may anticipate)...
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If you think you can abide by these special parameters that'll make you a more desirable pupil, please feel free to contact via email at
ELMC69@yahoo.com
or snail mail at
POB 105
Grayling, MI 49738
or by phone at
989-889-6506
(no texting, leave a message with contact info if no answer)
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I can also teach you how to jam & make videos
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